Brown Bunny

Project Runway winner Christian Siriano showed his Fall 2009 collection at New York Fashion Week on Thursday, and I am terrifically disappointed. First of all, I think it's safe to say I hate the color brown. Secondly, the Rodarte-style shoes are really ugly. Third, the gold fringe bangs remind me of Raggedy Ann and Andy, which is not hot, and lastly, don't the clothes make all the models look really wide? Dowdy to the max. We know you can do better, Christian. Try again!