dear nadia, you have perfected menswear dressing for ladies. for this i have 90% admiration for you and 10% jealousy. you see, i have too many curves in all the wrong places to be able to replicate your long, lean, meanswear look. your trousers would pool around my ankles and be too tight on my hips. i will admire you from afar, respectful of your beauty but never attempt to taint your image by trying this look myself.