she was born to be my unicorn

Jak & Jill blog

home is where my taxidermied leopard is

when can i move in?

spooky little girl like you

Pandora

bottles of champagne + long flowy dresses + black fur coats + Ouija boards in a cemetary...who's with me?

lagoon

brooke shields is an insanely beautiful woman.

i saw her walking down the street once and she smiled at me. 

lovely, lovely lady.

joy /

menage a who?

Lara Stone sure has some ta's on her...

Your pants are on fire

whatever i do it's right

I want to dress like a weird bird from now on.

I really wanted to post the clean's "whatever I do it's right" but I can't find the video on youtube.  youtube can suck it.

gyspy

going to have some fun, going to sit shotgun.

be careful or i'll dunk you

Mischief

I feel mischievous tonight...like I want to paint my face and run around town and end up at home, mooning my friends while wearing tights.  I also want fireworks.

But I'm stuck at home sick with a naughty little puppy.

animal party

hustle

new yawk

a few of my favorite things...

give me your hair

i forgot my pants, can i borrow yours?

i want your alien swimsuit

queen beach

I miss the beach.

new